Given how people generally seemed to like my previous female armor post (save for one comment that argued that criticizing the depiction of warrior women wearing these and stating that in real life warrior women wouldn’t wear anything like that and that these are highly sexualized is slut-shaming of fictional characters), I’m happy to present part two. Originally it was going to be about torso armor, but several people asked for butts. Now, I hadn’t given thought to butts as much, because unlike boobs, that are depicted as existing almost separately from the entire body, butts are more often incorporated into the rest of the outfit.
Inspired by The Female Armor Bingo, I present to you my short guide to armor bust areas, to better help you decide what to wear :P
Any resemblance to particular armors, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Well… mostly.
Edit: Here’s a follow-up picture- the butt area
i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is
His nine lives flashed before his eyes.
"Lick lick lick fwoomp"
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
Fandom: Angry Birds
"An enema is where liquids are introduced through the anus or rectum, the procedure is used for the treatment of constipation and dehydration. In Red Bird’s case, it served as a temporary form of getting in water until his beak heals. The feeling was odd, but the embarrassment was worse, at times the water injected through his butt was expelled along with some of his feces. He did the remedy in private, and did not tell his friends about the procedure."
Artist Kim Keever’s liquid experiments produce beautifully abstract, hypnotizing swirls of color.